It can buy a House, But not a Home.
It can buy a bed, But not Sleep.
It can buy a Clock , But not Time.
It can buy a Book , But not Knowledge.
It can buy a Position , But not Respect.
It can buy Medicine ,But not Health.
It can buy Blood, But not Life.
It can buy Sex , But not Love.
So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your friend.
And as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
"CASH ONLY PLEASE"